Has the world gone mad? Are all these Hollywood startlets competing with each other for how extreme they can get? As if Britney Spears doesn’t have enough trouble being a fat pig (her words), horrible mother (my words), and having terrible taste in men (uh, K-Fed), she’s now being charged with hit-and-run AND driving without a license. She smashed into a car in a parking lot, then took off.

I doubt Britney’ll do the six months time, and $1000 fine per charge is hardly more than a slap on the wrist for her. Paris didn’t her full time coz she’s a crybaby. I don’t think Nicole Ritchie did her full time either, being pregnant and all. And didn’t ole Firecrotch, Lindsay Lohan, get charged with hit and run? Insanity, I tell ya. Next thing you know, the Olson twins will bring up the rear guard, doing naughty things. Oh wait, I think they already have.

I hate defending stupid celebs, but if you watch the video above, you see that the accident very well could have been the paparazzi’s fault. She had a choice of hitting them or the other car.

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